My Fine-Ding-1
Definitions not in the dictionary
(From the Jokes Blog)
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
*SKELETON:* A past Job
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:
Something other people have.
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VJ said,
September 17, 2007 at 4:21 pm
this place needs something original and not something that is tapoed….[:))]
yojita said,
October 19, 2007 at 4:08 pm
immediate response afta lookin at da 1st line is
EWWWWWWWWWWWW””’ lolzzzzz….
Vinay said,
October 28, 2007 at 1:27 pm
if they r urs, you are a jackpot of hilariously insane ideas…
thecaretaker said,
October 28, 2007 at 2:38 pm
unfortunately….no…..not mine
but happy that u people liked them
arvind said,
December 9, 2007 at 6:35 pm
hey ..thats really funny…
thecaretaker said,
December 17, 2007 at 11:57 pm
thnx arvind…….