My Fine-Ding-1

September 17, 2007 at 10:11 am (gibber-square-ish, humor, my Finds)

Definitions not in the dictionary

(From the Jokes Blog)

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ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

*SKELETON:* A past Job
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have.
I have character lines!

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My Tym-pas

September 15, 2007 at 5:31 pm (college life, gibberish..)

exams-tym

My mid-sems are gonna start within a day and i m really surprised with this renewed interest in blok-ing.Well neways wish me best-of-luck folks coz i really really need it……

Here’s something which every college goer can relate too πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

How to write an assignment in college:

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.
2. Log onto gmail n orkut (be sure to go on away!). Check your scraps n mail.
3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.
4. Walk down to the nescafe kiosk and buy some hot chocolate to cool ur nerves help you concentrate πŸ˜›
5. Check your email@yahoo.
6. Pester a friend to go to grab an iced-tea. Just to get settled down and ready to work.
7. When you get back to your room,read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
9. Check all your mails just in case. πŸ˜‰
11. Check out the latest in DC++.
12. Check your email. DOES ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!
13. Chat with one of your old school friends about the future. (ie summer plans).
14. Check your scraps.
15. Listen to some new songz and download some more.
16. Call your friend on the other wing and ask if he’s started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your prof, the course, IIT’s, the world at large.
17. Check out cricinfo/tennis.com/formula1.com for latest updates.
18. Play some cricket/fifa07/aoe/cs .
19. Call up the same poor friend to see how much he has done, probably haven’t started either.
20. Browse through some of your own albulms and that of your friends @Flickr.
21. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
22. Check your email and listen to your new songz.
23.Check out the blog for number of hits πŸ˜› and if its reaching zero, hightym u entered another post!!
24. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.
25. Lie face down on the bed and moan about the academic load in this sem. πŸ˜€
26. Punch the wall and break something.
27. Check your mail.
28. Mumble obscenities.
29. 3am – start hacking on the paper without stopping. 5am -paper is finished.

another scenario:start watching a movie@ 3 after getting frustrated as the paper isn’t completed,next day morning go to class and get inspired from ur friends papers as much as you can πŸ˜› ->with help from someone who read it πŸ™‚

30. Complain to everyone that you didn’t get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.
31. Go to class, hand in paper, and take a nap right under the professor’s nose.

32.Call home in the evening and start rue-ing about how hard you are working this semester πŸ˜› .

Here’s a good find from the net.Might not be true.I’m not gonna contest its veracity but worth a good laugh πŸ˜€ .

funny conversation

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My foe-toe

September 14, 2007 at 10:57 pm (art, gibber-square-ish, history)

The Caretaker’s Star
Another turning point,a fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist,directs you where to go.
So make the best of this test,and don’t ask why.
It’s not a question,but a lesson learned in time.
It’s something unpredictable,but in the end it’s right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

………crows Billie Joe of Greenday’s fame in the song Good Riddance a.k.a Time of your life.Aaaah…..this is a great song which strikes a chord with everyone in this fast paced world of today where everyday is a new challenge and we just cant sit back and enjoy life .In short this life is really tough on romantics and blessed are those working people who are enjoying their life and their job//\\note that i said “job” and not work.Most of the people who seem to enjoy their jobs{or atleast as much i have noticed and feel} are actually enjoying their work{red alert!!!!A WORKOHOLIC!!!!}That’s my worst fear that i might become one of them :-(………………..

Well guys…. yea….I am back.And no…………i haven’t yet completed freakonomics…. though it’s quite interesting.

thinker
Lemme taahk ’bout the guy who’s seriously brooding over matters i have no idea of…….immmediately felt a connexion with it though n i seriously feel that many of u too have felt that…….This dude’s actually a creation of the french sculptor Auguste Rodin,apparently a very popular guy but none of you heard his name ,on which i’ll bet my whole month’s salary{when i get one πŸ˜› }.{praying that its not otherwise}.
Auguste Rodin
The Thinker was made as part of a sculptural group called Gates of Hell along with his other famous works like The Kiss,The Falling Man,The Prodigal Son,The Three Shades.Believe it or not a man of such calibre as Rodin made it his life’s work to complete this project and it reflects in that many of his more famous pieces of art are from this project.

The Gates Of HellThe Bronze Age

The Prodigal SonWalking Man

The Thinker was originally named The Poet as Rodin based his theme on one of the main characters of the epic poem The Divine Comedy depicting Dante himself sitting in front of the gates of hell pondering his great poem.Rodin took inspiration from Michelangelo to represent the Thinker as a heroic figure and so in typical Michelangelo tradition he made it nude.It is also generally felt to characterize the Biblical Adam,the mythological Prometheus and the intellectual thinking part of the sculpture is controversial as it can also be ascribed to emotional tension and an ongoing internal struggle which is consuming a person physically too.
Now the last paragraph has actuall spurned me to write about prometheus and adam too.But lemme hold back for this post and i am sure going to post about them too folks.Hope there is atleast one reader going to look forward for those posts πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰

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My Cow

September 7, 2007 at 12:33 am (gibberish.., humor, my Finds)

Came Across this in a website and found it quite funny πŸ˜€


TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM — You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the
income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION — You have two cows. You sell one, and force the
other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

FRENCH CORPORATION
— You have two cows. You go on strike because you
want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION — You have two cows. You redesign them so they
are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You
then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon(tm) and market them
world-wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
— You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they
live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION — You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
— You have two cows, but you don’t know where they
are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION — You have two cows. You count them and learn you
have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count
them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another
bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION — You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A HINDU CORPORATION
— You have two cows. You worship them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION — You have two cows. You have 300 people milking
them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman
who reported the numbers.

AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION — You have two cows. That one on the left is
kinda cute.

ENRON CORPORATION — You have two cows. You sell three of them to your
publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at
the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so
that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights
of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company
secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows
back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight
cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the
United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the
release. The public buys your bull.

ARTHUR ANDERSON, LLC
— You have 2 cows. You shred all documents that
Enron has any cows, take 2 cows from Enron for payment for consulting the cows,
and attest that Enron has 9 cows.

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My Sequel

September 3, 2007 at 2:10 am (gibber-square-ish)

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Relax......

This article is certified safe for prudes. It is so tame, you could walk right up and poke it in the eye and it wouldn’t fight back. The Censor Board couldn’t give it more than a PG rating, and even China
has no desire to censor it. So just sit your family down in front of
the computer, and bask in the genteel wormth of its nerve-racking humor.

Well you can dig me up a grave
And try and stick me in the ground
Well you can tie me to the bed
And try and beat me half to death
But you can never keep me down

………….goes on Chad Kroeger of Nickelback in “Follow You Home”, the opening track in their 2006 hit album “All the Right Reasons”.Well i am back πŸ˜€ .No, don’t worry ’bout that ir-re-sis-tah-bull itch to unleash my brain-waves all over the plae-sh………..still able tah control it……as of now…….;-)
Hmmmm……….yea also m really interested in blabbering about “Dish ish me’sh shek-und blok” and all that stuff……but i’d rather not…….seen too many of them and their effects on otherwise good human-beings{really!! πŸ˜‰ } well its around 3 in the night or shud i say morning??………..and i can still be caught admiring my monitor in my room{gosh!!whateva that eeez!!}

one thought’s hammering the nutshell out of my skull…….y am i blok-ing?and seriously dude i want to insert another song to explain this….much to the joyous reception of freshly rotten tomatoes frm u ppl πŸ˜›
{sigh/wondering}only if life was a musical………mine would have been a rock performance. πŸ˜‰

n hey yea massu……gawd i’m not just gonna bring ur dead life to habbit but also get it kik-kin-up n running around man ;-).n my limerix sure gonna sweep u of ur feet,hands,head or whateva u r using to stand these days @ VJ πŸ˜€

Just started reading a book “Freakonomics” πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ …..yea yea…know it….name’s funny….
hoping it’ll be a good read……

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