My Fine-Ding-1

September 17, 2007 at 10:11 am (gibber-square-ish, humor, my Finds)

Definitions not in the dictionary

(From the Jokes Blog)

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ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

*SKELETON:* A past Job
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have.
I have character lines!

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6 Comments

  1. VJ said,

    this place needs something original and not something that is tapoed….[:))]

  2. yojita said,

    immediate response afta lookin at da 1st line is
    EWWWWWWWWWWWW””’ lolzzzzz….

  3. Vinay said,

    if they r urs, you are a jackpot of hilariously insane ideas…

  4. thecaretaker said,

    unfortunately….no…..not mine ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
    but happy that u people liked them ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. arvind said,

    hey ..thats really funny… ๐Ÿ˜›

  6. thecaretaker said,

    thnx arvind……. ๐Ÿ™‚

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