My Tym-pas

September 15, 2007 at 5:31 pm (college life, gibberish..)

exams-tym

My mid-sems are gonna start within a day and i m really surprised with this renewed interest in blok-ing.Well neways wish me best-of-luck folks coz i really really need it……

Here’s something which every college goer can relate too ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

How to write an assignment in college:

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.
2. Log onto gmail n orkut (be sure to go on away!). Check your scraps n mail.
3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.
4. Walk down to the nescafe kiosk and buy some hot chocolate to cool ur nerves help you concentrate ๐Ÿ˜›
5. Check your email@yahoo.
6. Pester a friend to go to grab an iced-tea. Just to get settled down and ready to work.
7. When you get back to your room,read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
9. Check all your mails just in case. ๐Ÿ˜‰
11. Check out the latest in DC++.
12. Check your email. DOES ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!
13. Chat with one of your old school friends about the future. (ie summer plans).
14. Check your scraps.
15. Listen to some new songz and download some more.
16. Call your friend on the other wing and ask if he’s started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your prof, the course, IIT’s, the world at large.
17. Check out cricinfo/tennis.com/formula1.com for latest updates.
18. Play some cricket/fifa07/aoe/cs .
19. Call up the same poor friend to see how much he has done, probably haven’t started either.
20. Browse through some of your own albulms and that of your friends @Flickr.
21. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
22. Check your email and listen to your new songz.
23.Check out the blog for number of hits ๐Ÿ˜› and if its reaching zero, hightym u entered another post!!
24. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.
25. Lie face down on the bed and moan about the academic load in this sem. ๐Ÿ˜€
26. Punch the wall and break something.
27. Check your mail.
28. Mumble obscenities.
29. 3am – start hacking on the paper without stopping. 5am -paper is finished.

another scenario:start watching a movie@ 3 after getting frustrated as the paper isn’t completed,next day morning go to class and get inspired from ur friends papers as much as you can ๐Ÿ˜› ->with help from someone who read it ๐Ÿ™‚

30. Complain to everyone that you didn’t get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.
31. Go to class, hand in paper, and take a nap right under the professor’s nose.

32.Call home in the evening and start rue-ing about how hard you are working this semester ๐Ÿ˜› .

Here’s a good find from the net.Might not be true.I’m not gonna contest its veracity but worth a good laugh ๐Ÿ˜€ .

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